Idon’twannadieIdon’twannadieIdon’twannadie…! But I’m just a small fry who can’t use my powers, so what’s a former spider girl to do…?!
Folks, we’re not in Kansas anymore! Well actually, am I sure about that? After all, the demons look strangely human, so what exactly is the difference anyways? But geez, of course the first thing on the Demon Lord’s agenda is to be a total pest to the local lord…
Whoo-hoo! For once, I can kick back, relax and enjoy some lazy days in peace! Still, I prolly should get a move on since I can’t rely on the system to train my powers anymore…I’m a sitting duck without them!
Whaddaya get when you mix an angry vampire baby, a bored technically god-figure, a belligerent tough guy and a bottle of what looks like wine? A recipe for disaster, that’s what!
I spy with my little eyes…a Guli-Guli?! What’s that dude doing in our not-actually-evil lair? A favor he says…I suppose a gracious goddess such as mwoi can deign to at least listen to his request…
And a 1, 2, 3! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show! Our main act today is a tag team battle against Mr. Oni between me and our sweet little vampire baby who—say whaaaat?! Oh, actually that power-ups just annoying but not actually anything to write home about…
Y’know the best part about finishing a quest?! Definitely finally getting your hands on that reward! Vampy got a cool li’l gizmo, but…dunno that an invitation from D is much of a reward. What could she possibly want now?!
I’m coming home, back to the place where I belong—except I really don’t. Especially not anymore since I’m y’know a spider monster-turned-god. Still, it’s time to face the music and see exactly what it is D wants with me…
The secrets of the universe have been revealed!! D’s coughed up the whole (or the most important bits anyway) of the story. But what the actual heck…this is totally NOT what I was expecting…!!
The crossroads of fate await me…To join D—or not to join D?! Welp, at the very least she seems content to watch me dance in the palm of her hand, so I guess the most pressing concern is how to keep entertaining her in the near future…
Well, folks, it’s been a year and then some, and I’m happy to report that I’m livin’ a nice idle life filled with a semi-rabid Vampy and the pursuit of the creation of a new clone army! But my li’l cuties are picking up some whispers of rebellion, so I better tell the Demon Lord before it gets too outta hand…
Upon this day do the troops of the Demon Lord sally forth! To wage war against these rebel forces…! In the meantime, me and Vampy are kicking back and drinking tea while keeping an eye on the sitch. It should all be juuuust peachy, but my gut says there’s something more at play…
Smartphone plus not one, but TWO super-rare skills and a teleport gate in the lord’s manor? Sounds like the culprit in this whodunnit can be none other than…our most loathsome elf enemy, the P-man himself, Potimas!
Welp, not that this wasn’t fun and all, but I did my part and I’m all set to catch a few Z’s and chillax to the max! ‘Cept, the Demon Lord summoned me as soon as I got back, so now I gotta go see what she could possibly want now…
Let the execution begin! Poor guy, but the strength of your convictions alone ain’t gonna get you very far when you’re up against the Demon Lord…Also, what’s the Demon Lord want Mr. Oni to share with the rest of the class in this post-council secret meeting?!