So I'm a Spider, So What?

Although I came up with all kinds of tactics to take on foes stronger than myself, it’s really annoying when they’re used against ME. But y’know, I did start trying to slay my other selves first... Read the next chapter of So I'm a Spider, So What?!

Let the slaughter commence! Figured out a way to beat myself, ‘cos there’s no way I’m gonna lose to me!

With my Parallel Minds all taken care of (sort of), just gotta figure out what to do with all those spider babies. Wait, who’s that old geezer mage—is he the same dude who burned my home that one time?!

After a hard day of work beating myself up, nothing hits the spot like a good drink! Too bad about the dreary company, but beggars can’t be choosers. Come to think of it, why’d my Parallel Minds go rogue, anyway? Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What?  the same day as Japan!

So the moral of the story, kiddies, is: Think Before You Drink. I’m pretty sure I was thinkin’ some important thoughts, but I can’t remember a darn thing! Anyways, we’ve reached some city that we were going toward for some reason, and now Vampy’s gotta decide what she wants to do next. I’d prob chillax in the city, but...

With a chorus of A-E-I-O-Us, our party carries on to the land of demons! Vampy, Mera, and the puppets are gettin’ quite the workout, if I do say so myself! But I haven’t grown a bit...How am I ever gonna defeat the elf cyborg and the Demon Lord if I can’t train...?!

We’re on the never-ending journeeeey...I’m bored, so guess I’ll max out Detection as much as possible—Wait, what’s this weirdly huge cave?! Just how far down does this thing go?!

In the midst of an ancient ruins (that look more like a spaceship than ruins) our party boldly makes their way!! Just gotta stay on the lookout for booby traps and all and we’ll be fine! I...just jinxed us, didn’t I?

What kinda monster is this?! A TANK?!! Well, uh, no biggie I guess—‘cos tanks won’t bring me down! It’s just...how do you kill a thing that’s not alive?

Tanks and explosions and wind dragons—oh my! That’s definitely not a bird...could it really be a UFO sighting? In this swords-and-magic fantasy world?! Gimme a break...!

Daaang, got all kinds of people popping out of the woodwork now...So, uh, guess I can leave it to them and sneak away, right? Otherwise, it’s about to get reeeeal dicey ‘round here...

So, we’re facing off against two weapons of mass destruction and Guli-Guli can’t get near one of them without it self-destructing. And the Demon Lord just volunteered me as tribute...Thanks a bunch, boss. Welp, nothin’ to it but to do it! The fate of the world rests in my hands!

Time to bring out the big guns—literally. Guess Potimas designed the UFO to have that same mystical barrier...and it’s my job to fire the bazooka. Luckily, I found a trusty dragon steed so I’m aaaall set!

Awwwright, if we’re gonna do this, let’s do it! Got my trusty(?) dragon sidekick acting as air support and the ground troops are doing their thing, soooo—ACK! LOOK OUT!! Evasive action, on the double!!

What a frickin’ jerk! Scumbag! Totaaaal butthole! I knew it was too good to be true...Welp, guess it’s nothing new that Potimas is just waiting for a chance to stab me in the back.

We made it inside the UFO! But dangnabbit! All these small fries are totally in the way! And my scythes acting weird, and I’m not even sure where we are right now...Can’t they make it a little easier to find the bomb?

No one is coming to the rescue?! D blocked us off? That stupid evil god...Ugh, and now I have to ACTUALLY work with the guy who tried to kill me to take down this UFO thing...Just great!

He shot her. He just...shot her. Why would the Demon Lord ever protect me? Welp, there’s only one thing I can do now—take down this elf schmuck and rescue the Demon Lord with my miraculous healing powers!!

Uuuuum...so how do I defuse a bomb that can blow up an entire continent again? Clock’s ticking and that worthless elf ain’t got any bright ideas...

So I’m no longer a spider, so what? Becoming a god ain’t all sunshine and puppies, folks! Now I gotta learn magic from scratch (cheat mode not permitted!) which means...please don’t kill me, Demon Lord!

What does it really mean to be a god? Two years later and I’m still stuck toddling around a couple steps before falling over. Why is my Hiiro Wakaba body such a wimp? If I can’t even lift a finger to defend myself, what’s gonna happen now that the elves are on the move and an ogre’s in our way?

This week on the fabulous journey of Kumoko and friends—Since we can’t skip town ‘cos of the ogre blocking the road, Professor Demon Lord decides to give me and Vampy a lesson about the Seven Deadly Sins! But wowie, I had some close calls there...

Off to the mountains we go! It’s so freaking cold and I’m getting motion sick...And the cherry on top?! Those weirdly persistent monkey jerks from the labyrinth showed up again!! Aaaagh, how’re we gonna get away from them?!

Heeeeere’s Johnny! Or y’know, the freaky-strong ogre everyone’s been talking about...

Okay, I don’t actually think his name is Johnny. After all, his face looks oddly similar to my former classmate Sasajima...but why is he such an angry ogre...?!