Well, not actually. Or at least not yet. While me and the Demon Lord and our band of merrymen tromped along the never-ending path to the Demon Realm, we found mysterious ancient ruins that house...a UFO? And ’cos this is my life—where everything that can go wrong does— now I gotta join forces with the Demon Lord, Güli-Güli, some random priest guy, and our worst nemesis to avoid world annihilation..
Because I went a little cray-cray, I’m now the weakest “god” without any way to actually USE abilities! I mean, yeah, eating a GMA bomb is definitely a “don’t try this at home, kids” kinda thing, but really, it’s not like I had much of a choice! And now I’m stuck like this—a god with no way to protect myself, traveling with a Demon Lord who may or may not want to kill me...
Because I went a little cray-cray, I’m now the weakest “god” without any way to actually USE abilities! I mean, yeah, eating a GMA bomb is definitely a “don’t try this at home, kids” kinda thing, but really, it’s not like I had much of a choice! And now I’m stuck like this—a god with no way to protect myself, traveling with a Demon Lord who may or may not want to kill me...
Our journey through the snowy mountains ain’t goin’ off without a hitch, lemme tell you that much. I’m still basically worthless since I haven’t figured out how to use my godly powers or like, you know, WALK on my own, so that’s been oodles of fun…especially with hordes of vicious apes bearing down on us! But the monkeys are the last of my troubles…right? RIGHT?!
Our journey through the snowy mountains ain’t goin’ off without a hitch, lemme tell you that much. I’m still basically worthless since I haven’t figured out how to use my godly powers or like, you know, WALK on my own, so that’s been oodles of fun…especially with hordes of vicious apes bearing down on us! But the monkeys are the last of my troubles…right? RIGHT?!
With Mother’s stats at an all-time low, it’s my chance to attack-or so I thought. But now I’m on my last legs ‘cos I forgot to account for one basic fact: Mother is a spider, just like me…
Reinforcements have arrived! With the support of my Parallel Minds and my new stat boosts, it’s time to defeat Mother once and for all…!
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A spider in shining armor’s work is never finished! After saving that dandy stud and li’l vampy and co., guess I’ll hang around as their protection detail for a bit. But is robber really that popular a job or is somethin’ funny going on in town…?
I…am a god. At least, that’s what the folks around here seem to believe. But is it really okay for them to trust a random, strange monster so easily? Read the next chapter of So I'm a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
He's just a nasty old guy nobody cares about, right...? WRONG!! This! Means! War! Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? at the same day as Japan!
Hooooly snikeys! The Demon Lord blocked off my teleport option, so I’m just running and running and running…where’s a miracle when you need one?! Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? at the same time as Japan!
Rock, paper, scissors—FIREBALL!! Who’s gonna win the standoff when it’s me’n the Demon Lord and…a Hero kid?! Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
And out of the portal steps…that one Adminstrator who’s not D. The G one. And, I mean, thanks for the apology for almost getting me killed, but like—really?! Sheesh, what else do you want from me, people…? Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
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The elves are coming! The elves are coming! Gotta zip in and out quick to save the baby vamp and her servant from a ridiculously O.P. elf named Potimas…Seriously, what’s with his cheat skill?! Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
The dude’s seriously not human. I mean, he is an elf, but…is he actually, like, a robot or something?! How does one take down a robot in a swords-and-magic fantasy world, anyways? Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
Dangnabbit! Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place…Is “Magical Demon Lord ☆ Ariel-chan” really here to save the day—or did the number of ridiculously OP enemies multiply?! Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
What’s a spider girl to do after teaming up with a couple of vamps and a demon lord? Become a master chef and a fashionista, of course. Because…why not? Read the next chapter of So I'm a Spider, So What?!
The Demon Lord’s flunkies are progressing quite nicely, if I do say so myself! But I can’t just keep calling them that, maybe I should name them soon? And watch out world—the one and only Kumoko will now become a weapons master—hiyah!! The only bummer is, the one old dude’s been acting super gloomy. What’s up with him...? Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
Cheers! While me and the Demon Lord were having a nice li’l break over here, Mr. Grumpypants was sulking up a storm. He really needs to stop nitpicking about everything... Read the next chapter of So I’m a Spider, So What? the same day as Japan!
Y’know how some people say the worst enemy you’ll ever meet is yourself? Even though my Parallel Minds were actin’ a bit flaky about the whole elf thing, I didn’t think they were this far off their rocker...