The Mighty Demon of the North Sea Is This King

My name is Kraken, the legendary Mighty Demon of the North Sea. I am also a diligent Norwegian salted fish merchant. There is this despicable woman named Medusa who falsely accuses me of being a "Tentacle Monster", but it's not true! Today, my dear friend, Princess Mermaid, came to me for love advice, but I haven't had a girlfriend in thousands of years... Damn it! What should I do? Being clever, I promptly overturned a flagship carrying royalty. Hey, now it's time for story about the prince and princess. Go for it, little mermaid! I can only help up to this point... Huh?! Why is there a princess on this ship? Director, this script is wrong...

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