Many years later, when Lin Dengtu faced countless gleaming machetes, he would surely think back to that distant afternoon many years ago. When he was pressed against the wall by the Elf Empress... Original Novel Official English

My name is Kraken, the legendary Mighty Demon of the North Sea. I am also a diligent Norwegian salted fish merchant. There is this despicable woman named Medusa who falsely accuses me of being a "Tentacle Monster", but it's not true! Today, my dear friend, Princess Mermaid, came to me for love advice, but I haven't had a girlfriend in thousands of years... Damn it! What should I do? Being clever, I promptly overturned a flagship carrying royalty. Hey, now it's time for story about the prince and princess. Go for it, little mermaid! I can only help up to this point... Huh?! Why is there a princess on this ship? Director, this script is wrong... Original Novel Official English