We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

After the 108th Monster Population Census, the Monster Family Planning Office issued a new regulation: Given the rising single monster population, which poses a threat to the society and undermines the harmony between humans and monsters, Monster Family Planning Office decided that from this day onward it’s forbidden to be a single monster of marriageable age. As a result, Ying Qiao And Tao Tie, two ancient monsters who had remained single ever since their creation, were forced to go on a blind date. To discourage their date, they both decided to lie about what they truly were. Ying Qiao: “I am an orphan snake monster with no house and car under my name. My monthly salary is three thousand yuan. Can’t afford social insurance.” Tao Tie: “I have a temporary job and eight brothers living off my eighty yuan daily salary... Source: NU