LV9999 - Female Bathhouse Massage Therapist

As a driver, don't talk to me about things like "rapid fire," "burst fire," "full fire," "missile bombardment," "quick draw and continuous fire"... There's not that much time in life for you to aim and shoot! And no one will wait for you to aim! My usual routine is... Sneaking up close! Heavyly shield strike! Lightsaber Slash! Three moves in a row! No matter if you're a mysterious mech or not, kill you all in close combat! Blow up everything! I can cut my way from our side of the battlefield to the enemy's side by myself! Damn it! You're all a bunch of soft, sissy, incompetent, impotent, brain-damaged, idiotic wastes! Get out of my sight! Today, let me teach you how to operate a mech!... Sorry, bro, I was wrong. Please put down my mech model. I shouldn't have bragged. Big brother, don't be angry. How about this, I'll give you a massage for free.

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