The Genius Professor Wants an Easy Life

Born into poverty, our protagonist endured endless hardship, becoming a master salesman and being named the "King of Groveling." His dream? It was to retire early and live the good life. But while playing a client company’s game for work, he somehow ends up transported into the game world. And of all characters, he becomes Van Ecclesia, an utterly incompetent, infamous good-for-nothing who is practically useless at everything... but hey, that’s actually perfect! He’s a diamond spoon with good looks, high status, and wealth. And since he's incapable of doing anything, all he has to do is spend the rest of his life eating, playing, and enjoying himself! But then…

*“You have awakened the Archmage trait!”

“You have awakened the Myriad Talents trait!”

“You have awakened the Black Flame Dragon’s Charisma…”*

Ah, I don’t need any abilities!!

(Source: KakaoPage, translated)