Pleasure Finance

Lacking that spark in your life? Feeling like you've done all that can be done? Need a little more "stimulation"? Consider taking out a pleasure loan today. For whatever amount you take in debt, you'll receive the equivalent amount of pleasure. Plus, you only have to make interest payments when you cum. Just don't default, or you might learn the true meaning of bankruptcy at the ends of your loan agent's high heels.

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