A Tale About a Guy Whose Physique and D*ck Got Bigger and Became a Fuckster

"A body of an adult with a brain of...?"

A New Year's wish to the gods, which my grandparents urged me to make randomly, came true!
I was only joking!
But I'm lucky! Now I can can do the same job as an adult and make Grandma and Grandpa feel at ease, but there's a problem with my d*ck being too big! I heard it was a freebie from God. Why? It's in the way! It's black! Why though?
I thought it was fine, but then a customer suddenly made a pass at me, and I couldn't figure out what was going on......!

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