Dear Mister Heart

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To pet shop owner Charly Lynn, no real man is as sensitive as Robert Heart, her favorite lovelorn columnist. Certainly not Bret Roberts, with his all-male charm and presumptuous come-ons. Charly willingly cares for Bret's devilish chimpanzee, who causes more devastation than a San Francisco earthquake, but she has no intention of monkeying around with Bret!

Nevertheless, the chimp thrusts Charly into Bret's all-too-eager arms. In a twinkling she's adrift on his houseboat ... and snug in his bed. Then abruptly she panics. Her heart in secret turmoil, she turns to the one man whose advice might help--dear Mr. Heart, of course!