He Rolled Me Up Like A Grilled Squid

If you've ever had a guy steal your girl through the use of a squid-related judo move, this oneshot will definitely speak to you! It straddles the line between being comedic and just plain odd. If I had to give it some deep meaning, I'd say it speaks to the futility of life. Sometimes the bad guys just win, and the good guys get embarrassed. *Note: Published in Custom Comic No. 2 (July 1979).*