Long ago, as the fires of war raged among the twelve races, one name inspired fear and awe in the heart of every orc-Bash. A living legend to his people, Bash has enjoyed many a blood-soaked victory. But this Hero harbors a shameful secret. Though it is the pride of every orc to match his triumphs in battle with conquests in the bedroom, Bash has been entirely devoted to the former. Thus, he embarks on a journey to face his greatest challenge yet: finding a wife and losing his virginity!
Long ago, as the fires of war raged among the twelve races, one name inspired fear and awe in the heart of every orc-Bash. A living legend to his people, Bash has enjoyed many a blood-soaked victory. But this Hero harbors a shameful secret. Though it is the pride of every orc to match his triumphs in battle with conquests in the bedroom, Bash has been entirely devoted to the former. Thus, he embarks on a journey to face his greatest challenge yet: finding a wife and losing his virginity!
DESPERATE TIMES FOR ELVEN BRIDES... Having struck out with the knight Judith in human lands, Bash’s quest to lose his virginity leads him to the forest of elves. There, he learns that the ravages of war have claimed the lives of many elven men…making interracial marriage more popular than ever! While looking for an opportunity to charm the pants off a local beauty, fortune practically falls into Bash’s lap when he hears about a zombie infestation. Perfect! All he has to do is rack up an impressive body count, use the reward money to buy a special necklace, and propose to the apple of his eye. There’s just one problem-the zombies are undead orcs!
DESPERATE TIMES FOR ELVEN BRIDES... Having struck out with the knight Judith in human lands, Bash’s quest to lose his virginity leads him to the forest of elves. There, he learns that the ravages of war have claimed the lives of many elven men…making interracial marriage more popular than ever! While looking for an opportunity to charm the pants off a local beauty, fortune practically falls into Bash’s lap when he hears about a zombie infestation. Perfect! All he has to do is rack up an impressive body count, use the reward money to buy a special necklace, and propose to the apple of his eye. There’s just one problem-the zombies are undead orcs!
Okay, third time’s the charm! Following two near misses with the fiery female knight and the mature elven mage, a valuable piece of info takes Bash all the way to Dwarf Country. And almost immediately after his arrival, he receives an impassioned proposal from a dwarven bombshell!...Or so he thinks. Our hopelessly eager hero is no stranger to misunderstandings, but he hasn’t struck out just yet! He learns that the sort of partnership the dwarf was hoping for lies on the field of battle! Apparently, if he teams up with her in the local God of War Festival Tournament and emerges victorious, he’ll be able to wish for anything his heart desires...And this orc knows exactly what he wants.
Okay, third time’s the charm! Following two near misses with the fiery female knight and the mature elven mage, a valuable piece of info takes Bash all the way to Dwarf Country. And almost immediately after his arrival, he receives an impassioned proposal from a dwarven bombshell!...Or so he thinks. Our hopelessly eager hero is no stranger to misunderstandings, but he hasn’t struck out just yet! He learns that the sort of partnership the dwarf was hoping for lies on the field of battle! Apparently, if he teams up with her in the local God of War Festival Tournament and emerges victorious, he’ll be able to wish for anything his heart desires...And this orc knows exactly what he wants.
Along their travels, Bash and Zell find themselves in the company of a messenger of love and peace. This mysterious man is not only their ticket into beastkin country but also the bestower of the solution to all Bash’s problems. Before they part ways, the man leaves behind a magazine that tells Bash all he needs to know about wooing beastkin women…and it works a little too well! Mere moments after meeting Bash, the fifth beastkin princess Silviana declares her love for him! And if that wasn’t enough, he also catches the eye of a supremely charming succubus! A beauty on each arm?! This is too good to be true!
Along their travels, Bash and Zell find themselves in the company of a messenger of love and peace. This mysterious man is not only their ticket into beastkin country but also the bestower of the solution to all Bash’s problems. Before they part ways, the man leaves behind a magazine that tells Bash all he needs to know about wooing beastkin women…and it works a little too well! Mere moments after meeting Bash, the fifth beastkin princess Silviana declares her love for him! And if that wasn’t enough, he also catches the eye of a supremely charming succubus! A beauty on each arm?! This is too good to be true!
After Bash saves the ogre siblings Rudo and Ruka, they beg him to take them on as disciples! The pair are out for revenge against the person who murdered their mother. Now that Bash has his very first disciple, Rudo’s training begins, and they start a journey to track down the murderer. Along the way, they make a stop in succubus country. But what will happen when the queen proposes a tour of succubus cuisine? Will our hero be able to resist risking it all on a succubus and condemning himself to a life of sagehood?!
After Bash saves the ogre siblings Rudo and Ruka, they beg him to take them on as disciples! The pair are out for revenge against the person who murdered their mother. Now that Bash has his very first disciple, Rudo’s training begins, and they start a journey to track down the murderer. Along the way, they make a stop in succubus country. But what will happen when the queen proposes a tour of succubus cuisine? Will our hero be able to resist risking it all on a succubus and condemning himself to a life of sagehood?!
Having somehow emerged from a country of starving succubi with his virginity intact, Bash travels to the land of demons to try his luck yet again. There, he meets their leader, Sequence, the Dark General, and learns of the latest problem that needs solving. A dragon, the most powerful of all beasts, has been terrorizing the countryside, and the demons stand no chance of dealing with it. To make matters worse, the general’s own daughter was last seen heading off in pursuit of the dragon’s head, and she hasn’t been heard from since…And so the Dark General makes his proposal—if Bash is able to defeat the dragon and return Sequence’s daughter to safety, he will be allowed to take her hand…in marriage.
Having somehow emerged from a country of starving succubi with his virginity intact, Bash travels to the land of demons to try his luck yet again. There, he meets their leader, Sequence, the Dark General, and learns of the latest problem that needs solving. A dragon, the most powerful of all beasts, has been terrorizing the countryside, and the demons stand no chance of dealing with it. To make matters worse, the general’s own daughter was last seen heading off in pursuit of the dragon’s head, and she hasn’t been heard from since…And so the Dark General makes his proposal—if Bash is able to defeat the dragon and return Sequence’s daughter to safety, he will be allowed to take her hand…in marriage.