"Your race?" "...Dragon." "Your gender?" "...Can't you tell?" "I surely can before, but now there are crossdressers everywhere and all sorts of gender transformations, and it's hard to tell who's a man or woman anymore..." "Forget it, nevermind. Male..." "Your age?" "...Two hundred and four." "Why are you here? Did you get captured for kidnapping a princess again?" "Kidnapping your ass! I'm the one who got kidnapped by your princess and brought back here!" Original Novel [Official English](url)